Shotguns
A drinking game, also known as shoties. Played with beer in a can, usually Coors Light (hence "Silver Bullet"). You must make a hole at the side of the can near the bottom that is roughly the size of a coin. (a proper shotie hole is a clean cut sqaure) Obviously tilt the can on an angle upside down so when you make the hole, so no beer runs out. You can cut using a house/car key, or a knife. Make the hole so it compliments your opening hand, (lefty, righty) and how you will open the top of the beer. Because what you have to do is, when spectator(s) counts down from five, on the 1 count you must put your mouth on the hole, (you can start with your mouth on it already) tilt the beer upright, open the can, and chug it... All within that 1 count. You will finish the beer in about 3 seconds because of the air escaping through the top, and will get lightheaded fast and drunk as fuck later. (No oxygen mixed with beer while consuming; alchohol goes straight through your system) The point of the game is you want to chug your beer the fastest out of everyone; you play with about 3-4 people, until the 24 is finished. The last person to finish each shotie,(if finishes) is named "nurse". Also, it is mandatory that when all players are done their shoties, (especially winners) they hold their can up and pour the remaining drops; if a good amount of beer pours out, (enough to mop the deck) then they will also receive the "nurse" title as well, and 2nd place will be winner. If the number of players are odd and there isn't enough beer for everyone to play in the final shoties, then the 2 or 3 fastest of the bunch will shotie. Overall winner will receive title of "Shotgun King", and will receive shotgun privileges on the ride home. No one else can challenge the passenger seat if it is won by said "Shotgun King", even if someone else calls shotty to get dibs on passenger seat. This rule applies for the whole week or at least until the next party, where someone can challenge the "Shotgun King" for their title and privileges.
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