Shot Gunning

the Canadian way to drink a beer. Always more than not its the cheapest or shittest beer that month, say Pilsner or Papst. Usually the first couple of the night are consummed this way. Step one grab a set of keys, usually the keys for the car you drove to the parkinglot party. step two stab a hole in the bottom half of the can. Step three twist around the keys till u have a good size hole (bigger is not better) step four put hole to mouth, tilt head back open the can. Step five open your throat till the beers done step six through the can down like u mean it