SHOOP DA WHOOP

the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause massive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.