Shit boy

A majestic beast that only rises and lurks out of his cave at around 11am. His alarm, a cheerful playground filled with 4 year olds across the road. The laughter of the children makes the beast feel a certain way. He creeps down the passage , and leans around the corner and growls his mating call “ urghhhh “. Some of you may ask why the highly territorial and viscous animal is called “ shit boy”. It is a tragic villain back story I tell you, but to sum it up quickly, he shat himself on the bus ( how grubby ). Shit boys hobbies include playing fifa, eating and ripping bitch sized bongs. The terrific specimen also likes to hit his friends. But shit boy is alright