Sheylie

The most important thing to a human being's life. Everyone needs a Sheylie in their lives. She is the most beautiful, spectacular, and drop dead most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. From her perfect smile to her soft skin, she is everything and even more for what you're looking for in a person. The only flaw she has is that she doesn't have a poop schedule, she will just shit whenever she can, could be every hour to once a week, sometimes nothing will come out, just air. Even then she will still find a way to complain about the seat being up.