Shevet Metzada tee
PART 1 Amida chofshit - ME! Hakshev - TZADA! Amida chofshit - ME! Hakshev - TZADA! Chevre I’m not going to say this again I need it to be quiet. Tov, now that you know our shevet a little better, let me show you around. Shevet metzada based in Tenafly NJ (but populated mostly by NVDers and Creskillians) is quite the organization. As one of the largest shvatim in the hanaaga, we take “pride” in our number, and by that I mean we’ll brag to you about it in machane shachbag. Apropo machane shachbag, did you hear what happened during dodge ball?!?! Anyway, let’s start with tzevet daled, aka the shishistim who wanted to be peilim but weren’t, you guys literally haven’t written a peula since October. Next, tzevet hei, they’re tipa struggling but somehow are all happy, like, all the time. Oh boy, it’s vav time, don’t even get me started on them, that’s a dysfunctional tzevet if I’ve ever seen one. Aw and zain, such cuties, all besties and whatnot. Then comes chet, and I literally have so many nice things to say, but right now I can’t think of any soooooo ?? And last and certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, they’re better than us teEt!!!! All jokes aside you guys are actually amazing and I dk how you deal with the tetnikim wtf. So now we’re done with hadracha, but just you wait, it’s peilim time!!! Lol jk wtf even is a peil?!? You guy like what do they even do? Like ok, sure, rashatzim do stuff but the rest of you, like, hwhat?
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!