sheppey

A small hell hole shaped like a turd floating at the bottom of the river thames. At least half of the population call their brother dad and quite possibly uncle at the same time. Foriegners i.e. people who do not live on the Island should be very aware that the life expectancy for foreigners is about 20 minutes this will be drastically reduced should you try to frequent one of the public houses. A few residents think that the island is somehow Sicily and that they are mafia, but in fact they are just small minded idots, dangerous still but not because they run vast criminal empires but because they fantasise they do.