Shen

Short for "Shenendehowa", Shen is the team notorious for winning nearly every cross country title in the North Eastern United in 2009. This is because Shen Athletes are actually manufactured in the Shenedehowa High School basements out of a mix of testosterone, gold, magnatite, and pure evil. Upon creation they are release to the cafeteria where they are given milk laced with steriods. During meets, people of Shen do not tire because they sweat out the gold. As you know, gold is very heavy, so as they work hard and sweat more running gets easier. Additionally, Shen coaches set up giant magnets at the finish line to attract the magnitite.