Sheila

An elegant woman who is defined by many as "quiet". Those who know her well know she is definitely not quiet. She is an observer, over-analyzer, avid story-teller, and tangential talker. She is a badass who gets shit done. She does not let life keep her down. Knock her down and be sure she'll cuss you out, cry it out, eat some chocolate and pasta, and get back up and let you have it. She won't brag. She won't fight you. But rest assured you'll be sorry because she'll get back up better than ever before. Sheilas are hilarious. They find humor in any situation so don't give them martinis becauseyou might find them on the floor laughing at their own jokes. Sheilas love food... any food but especially carbs and chocolate. Sheilas love hard. If you break their heart you may never hear from them again. They're infamous for not talking to you for years. They are hopeless romantics and still believe in love so Sheila's are known to be professional divorceees.