Seymourzizm Tee
Seymourzizm is the belief that the universe is only a single cell in a massive organism which is also just a single cell in a massive organism until you reach the top which is seymour and his son fred. Seymourzizm teaches that every cell is infact a universe. Seymour just sits around with a never ending cup of coffee and a never ending piece of toast on a floating couch watching daytime TV (e.g. O...prah, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy) with his best buddies, Gandhi and Zeus. Sometimes they'll all play Uno, which was invented by Zeus, but Gandhi pwns everyone when they play it. Except this one time when Seymour beat Gandhi for 5 games in a row. Seymour's Brother, Simon, is a rather unknown person. It is thought that he is like Seymour, except with his own set of universes inside of him. Some also say that Simon is Evil whereas Seymour is Good. When you do evil things, you please Simon, however this theory is disregarded by the fact that Seymour doesn't care.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum