Sexy scout
Scout from tf2 I wanna give this man the best head ong, I want him to break all the bones in my body. I wanna feel his, touch, taste. all over my body, I'll do anything for him, I'll blast any kind of music for him, I'll do his dishes, wash his clothes, etc. If I get period blood on this man's sheets, ill suck his dick for forgiveness, I'll pay attention in any of my classes if he tells me to, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR THIS GODDAMN FUCKING MAN. If you need a cat, HELLO???, hi I love you please pay attention to me, WOOOF WOOF WOOF awooga, tounge drops out of mouth, RAWR XD mfmfmfksksksks, if he got lice id suck it all up like cocaine ONG, I'd suck his tics, lice, mosquitoes, toes, anything on his body, SJKKSKMSMWMMEUDKDNSNJSNA inside job.. Don't ask why I added that XD uwu, LOL help me, FUCK ME DADDY AUHHH, cums~, mmmm- darling~ you're doing so good! HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! *dies*
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
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| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |