Sexually Incompatible Syndrome a/k/a SIS tee
Sexually Incompatible Syndrome a/k/a SIS A condition that occurs between two completely unsuspecting individuals, that otherwise seem to have the perfect ingredients for an extremely successful romance, and instead it turns into a SISmance. Only cure is abstinence and despite any hopes of the condition resolving it is a lifelong chronic condition. Not to be confused with other sexual conditions that are commonly symptomatic of SIS Syndrome, i.e…. Erectile dysfunction , Premature ejaculation , Inhibited or hypoactive sexual desire. What makes SIS Syndrome unique is the male partner has normal sexual intercourse with other women, even women he is not remotely attracted to, it simply is his SIS mate that he totally digs on all levels yet is frustratingly unable to complete the act of sexual intercourse with her. The syndrome is frequently overlooked after a couple unsuccessful encounters and instead blamed on drug induced conditions like intoxication. However after many failed attempts, and mornings of feeling completely unfulfilled, it becomes apparent the couple suffer from SIS. The SIS couple typically decide to remain friends, continue to dine, laugh, and flirt, although abandon any further attempts at sexual intercourse. On rare occasions the friendship simply can not survive the disturbing memories of the frustrating failed attempts at sexual intercourse.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!