Sexpat Tee
A sexpat is anyone who moves to another country for the main reason of obtaining easier sex (which includes both copulating with pros and civilians). Due to the increases in connectivity, modern sexpats often work from their laptops and can be seen sexpatting in several countries at once (or playgrounds, as they call it), by taking advantage of tourist visas. This is the only true and authentic definition of a sexpat. However, younger sexpats in the 20-40yo demographics usually vehemently deny being sexpats and will instead find a whole bunch of elegant excuses to cover up their sexpatery and preserve their ego. They will argue for instance that sexpats are only the older dudes paying pros, and that "gaming" civilians (= pumping and dumping young girls by taking advantage of the cultural and economic differential) puts them in a whole different category altogether. This is due to huge ego and self-image issues. Younger sexpats therefore use countless euphemisms such as "pick up artists" and "lifestyle travelers", instead of sexpats. They will also always deny, even at gunpoint, that their sexpatery has anything to do with them not being able to copulate back home. Once past 40 years old, reality usually sets in and sexpats lose the emotional need to see themselves as an "international playboy" and stop seeing copulation with random women as a way to validate themselves. Their P4P consumption increases, as convenience takes preponderance over ego issues.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!