sex story tee
a sex story is basically a thing horny kids look up to get wet or hard. anyways here’s mine: sarah was horny as fuck, but her friends amy and kyle were supposed to be over in 10 minutes. sarah couldn’t help herself bc her pussy was soaking through her panties, so she decided to put porn on and fuck herself anyways. she put her hand into her pants and started massaging her swollen clit and she was moaning so loud she didn’t hear her friends let themselves in. they walked in on her using her vibrator on herself to lesbian porn, looked at each other, and joined. kyle started fingering amy as amy ate sarah out. they were all moaning like mad, then they switched positions where amy and sarah were on top of kyle kissing and sucking each others tits, sarah was getting fucked by kyle’s 10 inch bwc and amy was getting tongue fucked by kyle. sarah and amy were moaning so loud as kyle was grabbing amy’s fat ass and sarah and amy were rubbing their sensitive 36d and 34c cup nipples on each other. amy started squirting on kyle’s face as sarah and kyle both came at the same time. after kyle came inside sarah, he grabbed amy by the hips and started hitting it from the back while amy ate kyles cum out of sarah’s pussy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!