sex story tee
it was a cold winter evening, my friend’s car broke down so i picked him up. man i was so horny that day i couldn’t resist. i was driving to pick him up. i always wondered if my friend gary liked me in a way. but anyway once i picked him up my dick got rock solid, gary saw how big it got once he got in the car. he started massaging my rock solid dick and i couldn’t resist moaning. i put down the seats and leaned close to him we were french kissing for a solid minute. slowly i striped of his clothes and so did he. he tied me to the seat with his belt and we started fucking hard we were doing cowgirl position, man was he shaking that car. he flipped me on my stomach and put his fingers in my butthole. slowly he started stretching it and inserted his rock solid gigantic 10 inch dick in my butthole. once he was done he put his tounge in my butthole and started licking it. now it was my turn, i sat on his face and he gave me a blowjob i started cumming in his mouth and he started violently shaking. i heard the car door open, i forgot to lock the car. it was the ranger he saw us in our exact position and told us we had to leave after that he gave us a ticket. me and gary went to my house and we continued on the living room floor. this is gay btw also i’m not gay
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!