Sex story tee
My sex story One night I got a text from my best friend, we both had feelings for each other but never bothered confessing our feelings, his message said “My parents are on a business trip, wanna hang?” I immediately responded with “Sure” I quickly got ready and drove to his house. As I got there he told me to follow him to his bedroom, as we made it to the room there were red led lights and a hair tie on his table, he then took off his shirt revealing his perfect 6 pack, I asked “what’re you doing?” He didn’t reply and then he started French kissing me as we did so he took off my shirt as long with my red lingerine bra, he stopped kissing me then pushed me onto the bed he started to lick my huge tits making me gasp for air, then he proceeded to slowly take off my tights then my panties revealing my throbbing pussy he threw them on the carpet floor and hoisted my legs onto his shoulders widening my wet pussy, he would then take off his jeans and boxers revealing his 10in cock, before he’d insert his hard dick into my pussy I pushed him then made him sit down, I took the hair tie and tighten my hair into a ponytail, I got on my knees and started licking the side of his cock, then the tip, I knew he wanted me to suck his rock dick so I did as he wanted, I started sucking his cock so hard and fast he pushed my head onto it as he did so, then I felt him cum into my mouth, I easily swallowed it whole. Then we fell asleep, in each other’s arms. Naked.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!