Sex Story
One horny day, me and my pal Chet were creeping around the girls locker room after school hours. The volleyball team had just finished an astonishing run of wins, in their tight, skinny, shorts, almost hugging their plump rears. As we were walking, Chet couldn’t stay quiet, and let out a peep. Unsurprisingly, many volleyball players noticed us but one in particular, Sophie. The team captain with the most voluptuous, round rear, and precisely proportionate, perfectly shaped tits. “Chet? What the hell!” Suddenly the whole team came behind her, she was caught up with the legs of someone and fell onto my lap. “Woah! I felt that!” I’m astonished, the horniest cumslut in the whole school had just felt my hard cock. “Hey guys, well be back.” Sophie said. She dragged me back through the training room into the storage and without hesitation asked for my size. “The largest cock in the land, amassing a total of 700g, 17” height.” Said I. Immediately, she ripped off my shorts and slid her lips across my tip, quickly to the ball sack. She deepthroated until my cock was not visible even to the eye, but lodged inside her slimy, saliva filled throat. “Oh God, I’m gonna....” My pole had erupted into a fountain of gooey cum to surface the area of her face to the edges. “Mmmmmh, now slide it in big daddy, I want to see how dirty you can get,” I had no knowledge of my power but I had grown to a near 20 inches now, and my cock throbbing to penetrate.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |