Sex Story
I just called my girlfriend Sara and had invited her over for some Netflix And Chill. She knew what was going to happen, so I bought some Durex up at 7-Eleven that evening, made sure my parents were out of the house and set up "Netflix" She got here at 6pm and she was wearing the sluttiest clothes. She entered my house and walked through to the living room...God she was hot. By the way, she's a slender redhead with huge tits and a nice ass... met her in High School. Anyway I was heading to the bathroom to take a mighty shit and "wrap it in foil." When I came back out she was sitting on the couch, dangling her bra in her hands. My mountain shot up at this point and she glanced down immediately. She dove at my crotch, undoing my pants and giving me the Blowjob of a Lifetime. I almost came, but held my nut in difficultly. She pulled out her tits and was clearly wet as fuck, so I pushed her on the bed, ripped of her booty shorts and panties, saw her tight, shaved and wet pussy and thrust my rod inside her. There was a moment of ecstasy on her face until I started fucking her brains out. I was screwing her so hard until she was moaning..."Oh...oh.....OHH FUCK YES..." she was almost screaming now..."OH JESUS CHRIST....OHHH...FUCK ME BABY.......YES...YES...YES!" Her tits were bouncing up and down and I was about to cum. We were trying all the positions; 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl etc, cumming over and over until I had to switch condoms. We slept after that.
The Urban Dictionary Tee

Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |