sex

An activity engaged in by persons with developed reproductive systems that occasionally results in the creation of small, pink or brown gremlins known as "offspring". Said gremlins are created when an egg cell and sperm cell combine. The gremlin will incubate in the mother's womb for ten months and absorb nutrients before being expelled in a process known as "childbirth". It will then proceed to cry, defecate, and emit a foul odour dubbed "new baby smell". In most cases, upon coming into contact with the odour, the gremlin's host(s) will befome very attached to it.