Selby

Noun: derived from the Latin 'Filia Satraps' meaning simply: "Daughter of Governor". The phrase Selby is often mistaken for a male who wears gay clothing, infact it means the complete opposite: a female with raw swagga. Selbys are also pro at art and often take photographs of the rear end of cats. A Selby is often known for her pranking abilities, her favourite pranks include the fat from bacon being draped over certain objects, a door handle, a shoe.. a shoulder. Selbys often have an extreme dislike for veins, spiders and damp dustsheets among other things. However a Selby often enjoys creating videos depicting herself as a disabled child or as a pro dancer/skateboarder. Selbys are noted to have the ability to stay awake until the early hours of the day, talking to Mayells about a wide variety of subjects including hilarious facebook groups that she has discovered or new amazing tunes until her neck begins to break and her typing ability degrades to a mash of buttons. Common names associated with Selby: Alex, Alec, Betty, Betty Swollocks, Selbs, Mary, Ash.