Sebastopol

Walking down Sebastopol's Main Street you may notice anything from some pathetic middle-aged virgin dressed like a wizard; a bunch of clueless old folks who are very much supported by housing and a senior center, but watch out for the old lady driving the wrong way down the one-way street; or some snobby dipshit who thinks his shit don't stink. Both uppity hippies and dopey conservatives try to live with each other here. From holes drilled along the sidewalks, flags that were deposited by the local Boys Scouts troop stand and wave on all the patriotic holidays, and it was scandalous when some dude was caught by a bank machine camera trying to fill the flag holes with cement in the middle of the night. The anti-war Women in Black protest while across the street a bunch of rednecks wearing yellow ribbons chant loudly at them "Support our troops!"