scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light? It would make a tasty delight. To catch one can be very easy, I've heard that they taste very cheesy. Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty. It might die in a minute thirty. To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot, If it isn't dead it will feel distraught. Let the pot simmer until the water boils. The slime from the slug will burn like oils. A plate is now ready for the slug, Or maybe it belongs in a mug. Eating it will be like eating an eel, Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal. If cooked right it will taste better than a frog. Or maybe even better than a hog. I recommend you eat it with some grain, So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.