scrollcattle Tee

The passive, thumb-flicking masses who endlessly scroll through content feeds with minimal thought or engagement, consuming whatever pops up like digital cud. Scrollcattle don't search — they graze. Their reflex-driven consumption feeds the algorithm and rewards the lowest-effort content, especially from rollpagers. Origin: From “scroll” (to swipe endlessly through digital content) and “cattle” (docile, domesticated herd animals). Suggests a loss of agency and a domesticated attention span shaped by autoplay, infinite feeds, and recommendation engines. See also: thumbsheep, feedslave, dopamine drifter, algofodder