school lunch

The most vile, disgusting, putrid shit on the face of the Earth! I bet prison food tastes better than this slop (Hell, it might even be healthier!)! Here is a rundown of the "food" school has to offer: Burgers: Nasty as fuck! I bet the burgers are 70% shit, 25% rubber, and 5% beef by-products. Chicken sandwiches: Sort of like burgers, but actually somewhat edible. Soups: See urine. Raw fruit and vegetables: The only actual food on the menu. They actually taste good and they're handy for calming your stomach down. Cooked vegetables: P.U.!!! Cooked vegetables are as stinky as a skunk's ass! Everyone in my school (including me) has to hold their nose to keep themselves from puking and passing out from the stinky-ass fumes the cooked vegetables emit! Milk: Expired, and I bet it's semen, not milk. Pasta, mashed potatoes, etc.: Cold, moldy, shitty, you get the idea.