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The absolute last place you want to go to every day for several reasons: 1.) You have to get up at nearly 5-6 in the morning if you want to prepare for school, which is rediculous since they could just as easily make school start later, but make it start early then say "Just go to bed earlier" Sorry, but I just can't go to sleep at 7 at night becuase that is just fuckin' retarded 2.) You are graded in your classes. That's strange, I thought the only one that could judge me is God, but I guess the teachers are god now. Do they relize how it makes a child feel when they get an F? They feel like a dumbass which is how they will continue to fell throughout life. Yet another way to avoid this: No Grades at all. This way you could, I don't know, teach the child WITHOUT judging them and praticly calling them a retard? 3.) It lasts ridiculisly long. I didn't know I needed 6-7 hours of reviewing things I had already learned before in school, I mean, I'd think 3 hours would be enough to review considering 70% of the time your talking, waiting for instructions, moving in between classes, or not paying attention. 4.) It is very boring. Half the time were stuck reading a chapter of a text book we already learned about and the other half the teacher is talking about stuff we already learned about. Don't believe me that it's boring? The people in my school nearly fuckin' jump for joy when we watch a movie, regardless of what it's about. It could be a movie about triangles for all we care, at least it's something different from our usual rutine of the text books and the lecturing 5.) School teaches you that money is the reason to live. "You have to graduate High School to get a good job" they say when your in High School then when you graduate they say "We were kidding about that other thing, you need to graduate college to get a good job" Fuck that! I'd rather work at an McDonelds with friends then work at a labratory with no friends. Happiness is the reason to live life and money does not equal happiness, some will say it does but it dosn't. 6.) School teaches you to care what people think. Throughout everyone's hate of school the students feel they need to get devided into groups and hate on the people who are "not cool" therfour, School encourages hate, and hate encourages more hate. I mean, school is the cause of many suicides and murders (Usually in the ghetto) because of how unfair and horrible school is. 7.) The Teachers are cruel. Some of these teachers molesting children, that's pretty fucked up. 8.) Homework. I don't get it, we have to spend 7 hours in a place that we hate where we review, review, review then when we get home all of a sudden we have to review MORE!? I mean why the fuck can't relax for a second during the 9 MONTHS during school! Even during the weekends we have homework! What's the point!? 9.) It's repetitive, horrible, prison that no matter how horrible it is to socity (I'm talking about Middle and High scholl BTW) it will never get removed or changed because the people in the governmant fail to see how much it hurts the students

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