Scenester

A scenester is someone that decides to dress according to what they think is original, but is only what a genre of music, mainly techno and punk rock, put out as the norm. How to tell a scenester if you ever are in doubt: -Must have a fully edited myspace, often with hearts or music backgrounds. -Mentions robots, indie bands, techno bands, any other band name that they listen to no matter how obscure, and expect you to know what they are on about. -Proclaims to the world when they get drunk because they think it makes themselves appear cooler. -Very condescending towards others. -Takes photos of self in mirror, in sunnies, in bikinis, from above, of boobs, of self doing things that are illegal. -Uses pointless slang words like chu, fk, cnt, yu, r, wht, shu, hru, srs. -Always talks themselves up, saying they get hit on all the time. -Uses a computer program to edit photos to add hearts and other useless shit to them. -Desperately wants the world to give them attention, whilst still remaining hated by everyone.