Scenester

Someone who looks like an emo kid dipped in a vat of Tokyo. I mean seriously, they listen to pretty awful music and they think they're the shit. Except scene girls usually look like cheap hookers (see sparkly eyeliner) and scene guys look like they could easily be girls. Additionally, both sexes seem to think it's cool and "original" to have hair that resembles mullets seen on members of Motley Crue. Usually seen roaming the racks of Urban Outfitters, Trash and Vaudeville (New York) and Topshop. They also read NME. But not to look at the pictures. They like actually read it... and then send in letters. I personally enjoy reading them because they think their opinion matters.