Scene Kid Tee
A group of kids or one kid that is obnoxiously obsessive over what others will thinks and what they want others to think. In order to be a scene kid, you must wear all the right clothes and all the right hair styles, etc., or else you will be called a poser. The "Scene Kids" must listen to either electric pop, or alternative pop. If you listen to alternative music, you must say that you listen to rock and punk, even though that's not what it is. But if you want to be a scene kid, you can never ever actually listen to real punk or rock, because that goes against the nature of a true scene kid. If you want to be a "Scene Kid", you must have the right hair. You have to have several colors in your hair. You can't just have one, because then, you are a "poser." You also must always wear either a gangster hat, or have your hair teased, but only in the back. You can't NEVER have your hair parted down the middle, because that is just to preppy for the scene crowd. So your hair must be parted as far to the side as possible, and you have to have super super thick bangs so that you cannot see a single speck of your forehead. The scene crowd all have synchronized outfits. You have to wear jeans so tight that you are forced to lose weight. Also, you have to wear band t-shirts for bands such as "3OH!3", "Forever The Sickest Kids", "Cute Is What We Aim For", "The Devil Wears Prada", etc. You can't wear a new pair of shoes. No no no, never. You have to have beat up converse or vans, because it is the WORST possible thing you can do if you look the least bit swanky. Also, if you wear clothes from Hollister or Abercrombie you will be considered a "poser", and people will call you preppy instead of scene. Hope you have fun with the "Scene Kids"!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨