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Punks who think they're so tough and badass, they have to cut their hair in ways to make themselves look like they got hit with like, a lawnmower. Usually they fail though, and they look more like a greasy disgusting mess cause most people don't know how to cut hair or use eyeliner. Scene kids usually wear stupid lookin green makeup, and they walk around all hunched over cause their pants are so tight that their intestines are slowly being crushed over time. They stare at you when you walk into the store to try to like intimidate you, then when you look back at them, they try to act like they aren't looking because they know that I could totally beat the shit out of any of them cause they're all anorexic. They usually walk around in packs because they're all insecure idiots, and if you fight with any of them, they'll sic all their fake friends on you instead of dealing with you themselves. Then they try to act like they're totally badass, with their stupid hair and ridiculous clothes, but honestly, if you're so badass, go do boxing or something. But wait, they can't do anything that actually requires skill because they're too busy checking their myspaces or walking around town trying to get attention from people who think they're conformist retards anyways. They also pretend to be vegan cause it's in style or whatever, but then they tell you that "you can be vegan and eat chicken" cause basically, most scene kids are like 15 years old, uneducated, lack all morals and principles, have no friends, and no life. They're in effect, just losers who wear screwed up lookin costumes and have fantasies about being tough, but actually, they're kinda weak. No, really weak, and in every respect.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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Love the short mine says bih on it

Neal N. Feb 11

this shit stays on during sex

asas a. Feb 8

Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨

Milan G. Jan 20
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