Scaroused
To be scared and aroused at the same time. It sounds odd but sometimes you can be scared but yet also aroused at the very same time, When he found out several rumors and much gossip were going around that his mother was his girlfriend, Ted Rimmel Jr was scaroused. Very scared but somewhat aroused that the rumors and gossip had homed in on his closely held secret and were threatening to expose it. Later, when Ted Rimmel Jr was caught "in the act" with his mother a few times, the rumors and gossip were automatically confirmed as true. Knowing that such information would be way too good and way too interesting for people to keep to themselves, Ted got very nervous. Realizing this development would result in word spreading fast and like mad, thereby making his secret a public secret, Ted Rimmel Jr was very scaroused. Scared knowing his secret would now be out and known by all, Ted was also aroused at the fact his secret would now be known and he would be unable to hide or deny the fact that he was in love with his mother and she was his girlfriend. Ted was also aroused by the fact that there was nothing he could do to stop it, control it, hide it, or keep people from gossiping about it.
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |