Sarah Tee
She walks with a sway in her hips that will leave your jaw hitting the floor. Her hair is as soft as silk, and her smile will make you quiver in nervousness. When you hear her sing, your heart will race with shock and awe. You can't help but stare at her beauty. When she speaks her words are so brilliantly put together, you'd think she'd written it before hand, they fill you with happiness and leave you hoping to hear more. There are no words to explain the beauty of Sarah. She's simply too stunning. She is perfection. You never want to hurt her because she has a passion for life and a future that you want to be apart of. She is the woman I love with a passion and I will never leave her side. I would die for this woman. She is creative, and brilliant, she will rock your world with a glance. She can end a war with one word. She will always be apart of me. She has my soul, and my heart. I will always exist and only for her. When she cries, I feel my heart breaking with each tear that runs down her face, and even though It will never be my fault. I tell her I'm sorry because she needs a friend to help her. There is no one more important than Sarah. She will bring the brightness to your day, and without her, life would not exist.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.