santana reese Tee
A black kid who likes to talk about rape. Who looks like a huge Sperm monster that will swallow you in your nightmares. A guy who is to young to become a rapist. But still he the looks of a rapist. No wonder he likes to wear sweat pants. He always the pressure of sweat in him. He is more than a ordinary type of rapist. He is a donkey rapist. Fun fact he always put maple syrup and grease in every victim. He is a butt monkey rapist. He always pounds his victims with those Bananas. He will do every type of monkey. Because he has jungle fever in him. He loves anime porn. But gay anime porn. He always prefers the big beefy fruity and huge muscular meatballs. Let's not forget those tasty Abe's. He's favorite planet is uruans. He really loves the size of uruans. Everyday Santana always thinks of every body part. Every time. Every day. No wonder his mother swallowed the sperm.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating