Sansgame

A severe disease in which a male suffers a disconnection from his balls, and lacks the ability to be decisive, turn on his swag, or become an asshole to achieve what he wants.... aka Niceguy-itis. There are currently millions of Americans affected, but no known cure. A common remedy seems to be alcohol, but that comes with it's own problems and side effects. The disease appears to become transmitted through a knowledge of morals, and the existence of a conscience, and it is recommended to ignore family values in order to build up an immunity to the disease and its debilitating symptoms.