Sanju Bhaskar

A middle-aged South Indian teacher from Kerala whose life is a masterclass in cringe. Thinks she’s Gen-Z, but she’s basically a walking Instagram fail: endless TikTok dances, stolen trends, and desperate attempts at relevance. Whitewashed to the point of self-parody, she lectures like a malfunctioning robot reading slides verbatim while pretending she’s educating the world. Obsessed with pushing LGBTQ agendas into every corner, she lectures with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and has the social awareness of a brick. Once boasted her skin was “whiter” than a student’s in a painfully awkward flex that screams insecurity over experience. Conversations with her are an endless trap: she’ll yip, yammer, and monologue until you question your very existence. Recently, she randomly unfollowed students on social media because… apparently, even imaginary offenses require punishment. Sanju Bhaskar is the human embodiment of boredom, arrogance, and performative virtue—a lesson in what happens when self-importance meets delusion.