samantha Tee
Samantha is what one might call a stripper at a bachelor party if she slithers down the pole like the bad snake she is. Samantha is a mf daddy at heart and no one can take that away from her. Samantha is a gamer. She loves to dominate the leaderboard in Snake Squad, as well as dominate in the bedroom. She enjoys showing off her “invincibility irl” when she puts the petal to the metal on her tricycle which she can be seen riding throughout the greater dallas area. Samantha is the alpha wolf and the leader of the pack. Samantha is a friend to all (asians), although many of her friends eventually get kicked out of ursuline. Samantha is the ultimate ursa-slut & hocka-hoe combination, although she will never truly grow out of her “i go to highland park” phase. Sam is the definition of an ursuline girl: a studious and (almost)obnoxiously polite coding god during the school week, and a blackout-drunk, horny party girl on the weekends. On any given saturday night, Samantha can be found prancing around Erins party (her personal haven) with a white claw and vape in-hand as she drunkenly dances the night away with a solo routine to the only acceptable song, the 2019 Freshman Dance. Samantha is not just the queen of casual insta posts, she is a queen inside and out (and everybody knows it). At the end of the day, Samantha is a bad bitch and with a personality like hers, she will undoubtedly go far in life and exceed expectations. Samantha is one of a kind.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.