Salty Geyser tee
The Salty Geyser is an elite sexual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the sexual world, Cultivated by Nic E, 9/27/10 It is executed like this. At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness. *It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!