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One of the most un-approachable, angry, people to be encountered. these people are derived from the deep, african safari. found in mole caves that they dig in the ground. the people are known as, and call themselves, the sakkotrabates. the sakkotrabates are known as a low level, scum tribe. lowest on the totem pole of life, the sakkotrabates are known to interbreed with each other, making mungoloid babies. these mungoloids are to be served as "goons" for defense of the tribe. it took the tribe little time to create a small army for defense. they all have a strict diet, and daily regimen. their day starts off at 6:00 am. rolling out of bed, and doing 1,000 push ups. (due to their interbreeding, the mungoloids have a sort of, "retard strength"). after he workout, they feed on a pourage, consisting of afterbirth, seemen, from the tribe leader, (for strength) and dingleberries, from the rare shit eagle. this changes the sakkotrabate mungoloids into raging monsters. their tribe slowly spread along the eastern coastlines of africa. causing a stiff decline in social, economical, and political prosperity. soon, the sakkotrabates worked their greasy fingers into the american way of life. nowadays, you can still spot a sakkotrabate, if you look real hard, they are usually found in upscale towns, driving upscale cars. (to disguise their swill way of life). beware of the almighty sakkotrabate mungoloid. they are rather unapproachable, and should not be spoken to. although their native tongue is strait up african (clicking and clacking), they have formed their own dialect of it, which includes the swinging of arms, and violent banana peeling. do not go near one of these primates. do not compliment them on their cars. they do not care. they just want your dingleberries, and seemen, to make them feel more close to home.

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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

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Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

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hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

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