Saif

A rare human paradox: emotionally evolved like a Buddhist monk, intellectually functioning like a phone with 2% battery and 47 tabs open. Saif is the guy who’ll show up at your door with snacks because you “posted a sad emoji,” cry during pet adoption ads, and donate to a GoFundMe titled “Help My Lizard Buy a Car.” His kindness is unmatched. His generosity is unhinged. His brain? Currently buffering. He once brought soup to a Zoom call because someone "looked tired through the screen." He’s the kind of man who’d jump in front of a bus to save a squirrel — and then ask if squirrels turn into pigeons when they get old. Yes, Saif has the processing power of a kettle filled with jellybeans. But his heart? Olympic-level. You don’t call Saif when you need logic. You call him when your soul needs CPR and snacks.