Saffron Walden

Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and random old people. All respect goes to those random old people. Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance: The Common -- No, it's just a huge field of grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field. Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge? For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D