safeway

Safeway (3rd Planet in the Supermarket Solar System) Population: 200 poorly paid employees, 20 young wannabes with nothing to but hang out at a supermarket on a Saturday night, 10 angry old people with stupid questions, 50 or so middle aged soccer mum species who consider themselves to be the most superior species on the planet, and 5 to 6 managers wandering aimlessly doing nothing. Orbit: Around the planet is a vast asteroid like field of 4WD Class Space ships piloted by soccer mums. Extremely hostile and dangerous! Take caution! Environment: Employees are regularly subjected to the hostile natives and are forced to endure seasonal carol music non-stop for a month. Recommendation: Avoid AT ALL COSTS!