Sabrina
Southern country girl one might expect to find in Florida, however her natural habitat is in the Appalachian High Country of NC. Due to her supercharged sexuality and fun-loving nature, this wild child from up Hooten Holler may be easily misunderstood to be feral or rabid. This often causes conflict with others in the area, as they are on average far more reserved, conservative, religious, and repressed. Mating call as yet unknown, however is suspected to be audible for up to one mile. Reproductive preference for members of her own family group, albeit extremely distant cousins, whereas both partners relish in the open admission of being (distant) Cousinfuckers. Affinity for analingus. Squirter. Known to kill and eat all local game animals, from squirrels to bears. Attractiveness rated on Florida Scale (FL3=NC5) as her appearance more closely resembles the Gulf college beach body than the local, exclusively biscuits and gravy diet, sedentary lifestyle heart disease heavyweights comprising 85% of all females past 24 years of age. Florida Attractiveness Rating: 8.75
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |