Rule of Bases

A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases. 1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue 2nd: Boobie grabbing 3rd: Blowjob. 4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis. For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc. For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate. Adults: Sex on first date.