rugby high school

everyone who doesn't go thinks rugby high school is the poshest crap ever, when in reality it is the grottiest and most poor shit show you will ever be confined to for 5 years. if you choose to stay at the sixth form after this experience, there is no hope for you and your miserable little life. the teachers are too busy looking at your underwear when you go up the stairs to actually teach you anything valuable, and too busy barking at year 11s in the break queue to catch the absolute nittys who do crack in the disabled toilets. you are forced to play rugby in wet winter weather without a jacket while the pe tesacher pisses herself in her 20 coats, and if you stay in school for too long you'll start to smell the rotting bodies of every teacher m grad has to kill to become headteacher. every single student in upper school is severely depressed, but will still get told to do some colouring with pastoral when they express they want to kill themselves. also home to lower school who strictly shop at new look and sixth formers who think they're sick but all come to school with the same puffer coat and tote bag.