Rugby

A game played by a bunch of euro-trash 200 lb. men who ware really short pants, and is watched by a bunch of rich euro-trash men who think Rugby is better than Football because in football you have pads. Honestly, who could not LIVE through ONE GAME, without pads in football. I mean, a game lasts 4 hours and you get tackled every play. There is one term in football called a sack, where a 400 lb. Defensive End (Who can bench press 200-350 lb.) will tackle the querterback. The QB is 175-225 FUCKIN POUNDS! Now let me tell you, a hard enough hit could very well paralyze him for life (And it's happened before. Just like when Oakland Raider's Safety Jack Tatum tackled a New England Wide Reciever to paralize him for life in the 80's.) Misconceptions about Football: 1. There usually are no substitutions unless you have a very big lead, becuase the coach dosn't want his players to get severely injured 2. You only get 3 timeouts a half, I mean they are hardly noticible 3. The men in football arn't fat, just very muscular, in both there arms in legs 4. It's not homosexual, just like Rugby's not homosexual. Things that suck about Rugby: 1. It's called a man's sport but is played by women and people in wheelchairs. 2. It's watched by upper-class Euro-trash 3. All of it's fans say it's better than Football but have never seen football game in there life (Unless they live in Germany) 4. It dosn't require nearly enough strategy as football 5. They were very short pants 6. It's a wannabe version of football 7. It's boring compared to Football, Basketball, Baseball, and even SOCCER! 8. SOCCER is better than this game!