rude girls tee

Rude girls, are alot like rude boys exept they have female genitalia. They dress like sluts and wear more sovereign rings than they have fingers. There are 3 main types of rude girl: 1) The pregnant ones 2) The ones tht act like blokes. 3) The gangsta wannabes key: 1.) These rude gals are around the ages of 11-16 they are obviously up the duff and are not affraid to show it. They still dress like slappers and wear shitloadz of tacky "gold" jewllery either from argos, costing a fiver a piece, or stolen. They are seen mostly in places like bus stops, street corners, on the park or outside a shop. They are always seen with the "crew" or "posse" which consists of other 'rude' girls and boys. Includin the ones listed above. Despite their physical state, they still manage to get drunk and smoke, very responsible! 9 times out of 10 they wont know who the father is and if they do hes probably 25 with 4 other kids. 2.) The ones who act like blokes are normally the "hardest" They like to beat up people for crimes like, crossing the street or looking near them, sayin phrases such as, "you fuckin startin or summat?" and "Ye cum on then Ill fuckin batter ya!" They act like blokes because theyve already beaten up their female friends and therefore have only got lads to be mates with although theyve probly slept with all of them about 6 times anyway. They all smoke weed because they think it makes them "cool" and they drink 20-20 or £2 vodka that they got from aldi. These, although act and dress like male "rudes" av most likely been pregnant at least 4 times before. 3.) Gangsta wannabe rude girls are the ones that try to be like the above but just arnt. Theyre not "ard" but like to think it and are usually also slags that wear short skirts (if u can call them skirts) and tops that look like they were made for a 5 yr old. They wear shitloads of stolen and naf makeup and so many "gold" chains that it weighs them down.

Customize

The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

You might also like

Customer Reviews

71
8
1
0
3

I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
✓ Verified Purchase

Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
✓ Verified Purchase

FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
✓ Verified Purchase

The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
✓ Verified Purchase

AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
✓ Verified Purchase

hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
✓ Verified Purchase

Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
✓ Verified Purchase

Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
✓ Verified Purchase
Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
✓ Verified Purchase

Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
✓ Verified Purchase

Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
✓ Verified Purchase

Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
✓ Verified Purchase
Page 1 of 5