Rubinoff Tee
Famous Vodka from the Rubinoff Family. Originating in Tsarist Russia, the Rubinoff family name is lived on by Vladimir Rubinoff who, along with his wife Veronica, moved from Russia to Somerville, Massachusetts (USA). The Rubinoff family crest is imprinted on every bottle, allowing their name to live on forever. The Rubinoff family was not the only family to leave Russia, as rival Dimitri Zarkoff also migrated to Somerville and produced Vodka for the New England region. The Zarkoff family was known for owning many of the buildings in Leningrad. Vladimir ended up sleeping with Dimitri's wife, Natalia. Dimitri would never forgive Vladimir for this action. Cousin Cossack, a former Communist General, moved away from Russia following the fall of the Soviet Union. Cossack was known for the invasion and eventual takeover of Petrograd. He also moved to Somerville, and accordingly produced Vodka. There is a growing concern among the Russians that Cossack may try to take over Somerville and destroy the Rubinoff and Zarkoff family name, along with other minor factions in the region. A peace summit is being organized to bring together the Zarkoffs and Rubinoffs in hope to overcome their past so they can work together to stave off the threat coming from Cossack. Fellow Vodka maker James Caldwell is hosting the summit.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!