Ruben Tee
Most amazing person you will meet. Rubens tend to be very silly and often put others first. Very intelligent but it only shows at second sight. Cute but extremely cringy at times. Would do anything to protect his friends and loved ones. Usually has a huge n juicy ass that jiggles when walking. Additionally very poetic and super empathetic, almost impossible to fight for a longer period of time. If you're his love interest he will dedicate so much time and love you'll feel like a kween! On top Ruben typically has a super hot and seductive voice that will make you go 😩 especially when he says "oh yea?". He is a beast at videogames naturally and is goofy and sweet to be around. He faced more pain that he would ever deserve but it made him who he is rn. Super soft, must protec. And he is a duck. If he loves you romantically he will write poems and songs for you like an oldschool hopeless romantic highschool protagonist. He isn't a crazily gifted singer but he passes and his voice is hot enough. When you ask him to participate in something to make you happy he will most likely not turn you down because he is a people pleaser jk. If I had to guess Ruben is not human but actually a different type of species, cuz he's everything one could ask for... Tries avoiding conflict but if he has to he will fight for what he believes is right. That goes for anything. He fights for his beliefs. Rather driven by feelings than logic but not impulsive. Soft baby but at night he-
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.