romulan

Any haircut of the variety where the front, sides, and back are of equalenth and nested comfortably at, or slightly above, eyebrow level. The hair nearest the neck and face is cut slighly shorter, and none of the hair is brushed or washed freequently, and never massaged with conditioner/creme rinse. Not to be confused with the "bowl haircut" which is moderatly stylish but lacks the volume and insconsistency of various strands of hair. A poorly cut Romulan can quickly turn into the ashamed "Mongol" with consists of a much too high and tight region of the last quarter section of the head.