Roman

This is one of the most intricate and artistic sexual positions. It involves the male partner defecating on the back of the female accomplice in such a way as to create a makeshift well. This well can also be dug by your own hands. Then the male urinates profusely into this hole so as to create a mixture of fecal matter that is viscous in nature. This allows for the rigorous gyration of the male's penis in this hole and the male must continue doing this until he ejaculates. All this must be accomplished while playing Dawn of War: Dark Crusade on the Icelands map while playing the race of Necrons and being completely cheap with them.