Rolem Ridem Tee

Rolem Ridem is not going to share her lemon curd with you, though she might offer it to you in a really posh, fake way. She switches to a random new accent every few sentences, because she has forgotten which accent is her real one. Maybe she doesn’t have a “real accent”, since no one really knows where she came from. She frequently comes out with sounds/words that she made up herself, they include ample rolled R sounds, such as “darrrnch”, “breeteenaleech” and “brainen”. They sound totally nonsensical, but perhaps they have meaning, even if she doesn’t know what they mean. Upon watching the “Ain’t Nobody Got Time For That” video, she had a realisation that her mom was Sweet Brown. Her best friend is Lorna Babe. Rolem is very unique and eccentric, and Lorna Babes’ reserved normality is the perfect balance for this. Rolem lives in Lorna Babe’s attic but LB doesn’t know this, as Rolem hides it from her. Deep down, Rolem is a lost soul, she doesn’t know who her family are and she doesn’t have a home of her own.